Quraan's Miracles

[Krera87]

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
(003.190) Behold! in the creation of the heavens and the earth, and the alternation of night and day,- there are indeed Signs for men of understanding

(003.191) Men who celebrate the praises of Allah, standing, sitting, and lying down on their sides, and contemplate the (wonders of) creation in the heavens and the earth, (With the thought): "Our Lord! not for naught Hast Thou created (all) this! Glory to Thee! Give us salvation from the penalty of the Fire.

[Davin]

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
(003.190) Behold! in the creation of the heavens and the earth, and the alternation of night and day,- there are indeed Signs for men of understanding

(003.191) Men who celebrate the praises of Allah, standing, sitting, and lying down on their sides, and contemplate the (wonders of) creation in the heavens and the earth, (With the thought): "Our Lord! not for naught Hast Thou created (all) this! Glory to Thee! Give us salvation from the penalty of the Fire.

In the name of Bob, the awesome and one with cheese.
(Last Tuesday at around 8:43pm): Behold, this is a cheese sandwich by which I created the using same process as I created the universe: causing a really fast expansion then making everything really hot for a while.

(Last Tuesday at around 9:12pm): Men who praise me for the creation of them and the world and all the shiny things in the sky will join me in the great grilled cheese sandwich near the center of the thing that has tons of stars (galaxy), but those who may choose to ignore me or call me mean names will forever rotate over coals in the eternal BBQ while drenched in my secret BBQ sauce that tastes awesome on some pork ribs.

[McQ]

Someone needs to have a lie down. Think I'll do an IP Check on our newest poster...

[Velma]

If you're here to try to convert anyone, you're going to have to do better than that.  Throwing snippets of your holy book at us is meaningless.  

Besides, I have a few questions:

1.  Why do believe your holy book is better than all the other holy books out there?
2.  Why is your particular deity better than all the other deities out there?
3.  Why should I worship your deity?

Please try to answer without long quotes from your holy book or a commentary.  I'm looking for your answers in your own words.

[Whitney]

Please be aware that preaching is against the forum rules.  The forum is not a billboard it's for discussion and conversation.

[Asmodean]

You do realize that because of what was and is being done in the name of your god, your religion loses whatever little appeal it might have had once..?

Clean up your own mess before you start fixing ours, will you please  

[Velma]

Someone needs to have a lie down. Think I'll do an IP Check on our newest poster...

If you :eek:

[Gawen]

I am curious...*scratchin' me head and thinkin' out loud*

How does one celebrate a praise?

...celebrate the praises of Allah, standing, sitting, and lying down on their sides...

What? Is it illegal to "celebrate the praises" lying on your front? Back? Upside down? Squatting? What if I'm sitting on the toilet? Can I "celebrate the praises" of Allah lying on my side while watching porn?...

[Ihateyoumike]

Can I "celebrate the praises" of Allah lying on my side while watching porn?... :bananacolor: